I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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