He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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