i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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