Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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