Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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