I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
