I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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