Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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