saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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