I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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