Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
