Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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