maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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