just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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