he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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