I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We have so much sex to catch up on
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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