let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
