That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
So much Jack, so little girl.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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