I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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