You surviving the open bar?
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Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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