Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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