so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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