so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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