SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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