you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You're like the curious george of whores
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
