So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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