I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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