i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I need water and some morals
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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