somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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