Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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