Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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