btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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