so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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