She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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