Have you finally orgasmed yet?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she smelled like a LAN party
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
