I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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