He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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