You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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