am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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