its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
No subtext here. People are naked.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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