this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
