apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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