you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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