I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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