I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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