So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he thought i was a dude.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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