On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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