if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're so nebulous sometimes
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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