thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I can't turn off my feet"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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