Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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