Your mouth is God's brothel.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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