Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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