I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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