He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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