dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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