i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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