Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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