You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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