It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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