So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize
